this post was submitted on 19 May 2024
517 points (95.4% liked)

The Onion

4470 readers
1249 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
517
Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)
submitted 5 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
88 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] kemsat@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel dumber for having read that person’s thoughts.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't eat the onion.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Lmao shit, I got got. Didn’t even notice