Do you want cookies? Do you want to share your details with 1049 trusted data partners? How about the top half of the screen taken by a video ad with a close button that isn't going to work?

"Oh, you want to opt out? First click this tiny 4 pt text next to

>>> AGREE TO EVERYTHING <<<

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then uncheck what you don't want us to track, then click "I don't not want to be tracked across the Internet for marketing purposes forever and ever."

We value your privacy!*

*(We just value it just a little more if you're subject to GDPR or California law...)