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Spaghetti Bukkake (lemmy.today)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
 
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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Guiseppe we needa more Bukkake for the Spaghetti Bukkake 🤌

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Haha, I could actually vividly picture this and it made me laugh out loud, but before I go on imagining the remainder of the scene I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that there IS a pasta variety called bucatini, and it's basically thick spaghetti but with a hole in it:

I'll let your draw your own conclusions from that.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don’t try and trick me, this is just lowercase elbow macaroni.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think elbow macaroni are just lowercase bucatini