this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
Finished checking out all the posts here? Also checkout !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca!
(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
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Guiseppe we needa more Bukkake for the Spaghetti Bukkake 🤌
Haha, I could actually vividly picture this and it made me laugh out loud, but before I go on imagining the remainder of the scene I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that there IS a pasta variety called bucatini, and it's basically thick spaghetti but with a hole in it:
I'll let your draw your own conclusions from that.
Don’t try and trick me, this is just lowercase elbow macaroni.
I think elbow macaroni are just lowercase bucatini