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Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck (jalopnik.com)

submitted 4 months ago by _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Because the law drops the hammer on them BIG time.

Hell, activists use to spike old wood trees marked for clear cutting back in the day. This would cause the saw blades foresters would use to explode in their face,, in fact George Alexander, a millworker, was severely injured when a saw blade shattered after contact with a tree spike and cut his jaw in half.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

His name is Jason Alexander, he only played a character named George.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

George Alexander would then form a band, drop two hits, then write for other artists away from the limelight.

Oh wait, that's Gregg.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I thought he conquered the eastern Mediterranean, Egypt, the Middle East, and parts of Asia in a remarkably short period of time.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I thought no one was prosecuted in that case.