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[–] archon@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Most surprising thing in this greentext is seeing Freia mentioned as luxury chocolate! 🇳🇴

[–] bartvbl@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

If you've ever tried US chocolate it's straight up god tier by comparison. Also, kvikk lunsj and fruktnøtt FTW

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As an American, I agree. The aftertaste of Hershey chocolate is the same as vomit

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

It really is though! I stopped buying them after I realized that (never noticed it as a kid/teenager, not sure if my senses are more keen or if they fucked up the formula. Maybe a bit of both honestly)

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

To me it smells like someone took a nasty shit and wiped their ass with chocolate.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you’ve ever tried US chocolate it’s straight up god tier by comparison.

Fair point. Like a lot of their foodstuff, it's been fucked up into oblivion (and yes, I know you can find decent food, it's just not the default).

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

As a kid i always wondered why the chocolate in the Christmas choco calendars tasted like vomit.

Then I grew up and learned of American dairy practices.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I guess it's expensive in the US ? I may have upper middle class brain rot because of my parents, but to me it's basically the baseline for decent industrial chocolate.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd call it "luxury"

It's not expensive, but it's way more expensive than a chocolate bar of similar size from any of the "candy companies" people see at the corner store like Hershey's.

Can get a Hershey's bar that's ~2x the size of 1 Lindt ball for 1/4 the price at my corner store. Bulk discount scaling makes that even more wonky, I think 10 Hershey's bars was like 8 bucks at Walmart while the smaller bag of kind milk chocolate balls was 12

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Fair enough. But I'm mostly into dark chocolate bars. I'd rather satisfy my urges for milky, high-sugar chocolatey goodness with stuff like Kinder products.

To me, luxury chocolate is stuff like Bonnat "surfin" bars which cost, at their cheapest, more than 3 times the price per gram of Lindt's bars (6€ for a 100g bar vs 1.70€ for a 100g Lindt bar). They taste amazing though, and their only ingredients are cocoa and sugar. But I'd probably go bankrupt if I bought them for regular consumption

[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

In the US it’s more expensive and tastes better than the US brand (Hershey’s).

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

That's pretty much how I'd qualify it as well. It's a long shot from luxury, but it's decent as industrial brands go.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Lemmy really is a bubble... Comments like this are really alienating me sometimes. Growing up not in abject poverty but also not financially secure does change my outlook on many things.

The multiple comments of beeing surprised that someone can find moderately expensive chocolate (which in itself is mostly a luxury good) luxurious really feels to me like people making fun of socioeconomically worse of others. It is probably not meant that way tho.

In my experience even really rich people don't think of themselves as rich. There is always someone with more wealth in their circle. What really separates the haves from the have nots is the things they take for granted. This can create friction with the people that either can afford these things but don't take them for granted or even worse the people that cannot afford it in the first place.

I do not have a solution for this but it affects almost everyone as there almost surely is someone less well of then them. Who'll think of one as rich.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I am thinking the meant the Icelandic Freyja chocolate instead? Spelling in the greentext doesn't match either though.