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“ARE YOU ALL SEEING THIS” (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[+] the_of_and_a_to@lemmy.world 77 points 6 months ago (5 children)

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I like "orphanize" - one of those things that shouldn't be a word, but is!

[–] pkill@programming.dev 33 points 6 months ago

umbilicalCord.cut()

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.

"YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK"

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they've been orphans all along?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I assumed it's something parents buy for their children.

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

impl<'a, T: Child> ChildRef<'a, T> {
  fn orphanize<T: Child>(r: Self) -> Orphan<T>;
}

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just rename the child to Hamas. IDF will kill it for you.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Garbage collection??????

[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago

SendToBoardingSchool()

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

-- |Removes the given object from its current parent, if any, and then adds it as a child of the other given object.
kidnap :: ChildBearing c p
       => p -- ^The kidnapper.
       -> c -- ^The child to kidnap.
       IO ()

[–] Lime66@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

def callCps()