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GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza. (www.thedailybeast.com)

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GOP introduces bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity on a campus since Oct. 7th, 2023 to Gaza.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15286301

"A group of Republican lawmakers introduced a bill on Wednesday which would send “any person convicted of unlawful activity” at a college or university, to do community service in Gaza for six months."

"Strangely, the bill appears to refer to any “unlawful activity on the campus of an institution of higher education beginning on and after October 7, 2023” but does not specifically mention the ongoing student protests, rendering it stupidly broad."

"Ogles spoke with Fox News about the bill, saying that, “If you support a terrorist organization, and you participate in unlawful activity on campuses, you should get a taste of your own medicine. I am going to bet that these pro-Hamas supporters wouldn’t last a day, but let’s give them the opportunity.”

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Send them to Somalia, where they can experience a truly small government country with very conservative social views.

[–] Mastengwe@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Better yet, the center of the sun. We don’t need them radicalized any more than they are. Somalians would pick up on their ignorance and exploit the shit out of them.

I say, make them the sun’s problem. There’s nothing that 27,000,000° Fahrenheit can’t solve.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Well firing them into the sun is extremely difficult, and resource intensive. Sending them on a one way trip to Somalia isn't. There are plenty people who are far more radicalized than them there as it is. So they can go be radicals in Somalia, where they have no influence, power, protection, and most will hate them as a default. They will most likely just never be heard from again.