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submitted 6 months ago by BalpeenHammer@lemmy.nz to c/newzealand@lemmy.nz

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Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But I fed my kids red quinoa on Monday, and last night we had manuka smoked garlic hummus on our harissa lamb.

I now will submit to the government reeducation camp, I am clearly a degenerate and need to be "corrected".

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 months ago

Hard to tell, still too young. Could have lasting damage.