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New Texas Law Makes It Legal To Sue Any Woman Whose Weight Fluctuates To Find Out What’s Going On There (www.theonion.com)

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[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I ate The Onion on this one. Opened the article trying to figure out what the hell they're doing now.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I assumed it was to check for miscarriage/abortion.