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[โ€“] Jank@literature.cafe 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

[โ€“] Nom@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

SHHH!! Don't say that shit out loud you're gonna raise the competition.