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Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
There is manflu in the house. An ambulance and some sorcerous chicken soup please.
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23 minute response time. Tsk tsk tsk, bacumblance
Services are all underfunded at the moment, be grateful you got a response at all and didn't get your breakfast ramped for 4 hours.
No kidding. I’ve never had to call one in reality but bloody hope someone properly slept and paid is available if that happens.
Lots of eggplant please. Make it bland and soggy
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A crab and a pineapple please.
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Could I please have a samosa with tamarind sauce but also the mint and coriander chutney.
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Steak (medium rare, please), with mushroom sauce, veggies and a glass of 2017 Barossa Shiraz. Please and thank you!
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Delightful, thank you!
An apple please.
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I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.
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I’ll have some cake please. Nothing fancy, no frosting, just plane.Unless your life insurance policy is all paid up and your Earthly affairs are in order, I hope it's not a Boeing.