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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Depends on what bear we're talking about here. Any bear but a grizzly or a polar bear is probably not going to mess with you in the first place unless you do something stupid like get between a mother and her cubs. And if a grizzly or polar bear are attacking you, you better be a good shot because they're fast.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

oh true, i forgot polar bears. But why the fuck would a polar bear be in the forest?

if we're talking about a man though. It would probably help, i'm assuming we aren't just pitted back to back in the woods or something.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

huh. That definitely sounds like polar bears to me.