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Kristi Noem Saves Face by Claiming Dog She Shot Was Infected with Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 70 points 6 months ago (7 children)

I can't even tell what's parody anymore...

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 42 points 6 months ago (5 children)

“I thought the dog was growling when I heard it go ‘herrrrrr’ near my son, but then I realized it was trying to queer him up by referring to him as a ‘her.’ I knew the only way to protect him at that point was to put a bullet between Fido’s woke eyes before he turned my children into transvestite commie Jewish Palestine sympathizers.

..you cant? reeeally?

[–] amio@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago

It's not all that far removed from shit people say completely without a trace of irony.

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