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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

"I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin"