this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2024
240 points (98.4% liked)

The Onion

4493 readers
789 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

My kid doesn't even eat the cheese sticks anymore. I'm buying them for me now.