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[–] thatirishguyyy@lemmy.today 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I'm men. Who are these men?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The idiots who answer unknown numbers regularly.

I’m starting to think it’s the same 60 idiots in all these polls. Ever wonder if the pollsters are on a first name basis with them by now?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

"We surveyed over fifty police departments and found..."

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] thatirishguyyy@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago

Women are assholes too and this has ti be one of the dumbest acreenshots ive ever seen. Let's just play a word game where we swap out genders:

The only kind of woman who says, "Not all women are ashholes," is an asshole. If you really were a "nice woman," you'd be saying, "Wow, lots of women are fucking assholes to men. Let's do something to change that."

It's really that simple.

Especially because, by saying "not all men!!!," you are conceding that, yes, some women. Some women are assholes.

So, like, you'll admit there's a problem but you won't do anything about it? You won't join us in trying to stop it? Then you definitely are one of those women, pal. You're not one of the "nice women."