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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

What wildly inappropriate thing should I do while completing this workplace behaviour course?

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Add the words 'Alpha Male' to your email signature.

Bonus points if you're not actually a male.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Alpha male attack helicopter?

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

hentai as background for zoom ๐Ÿคญ

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Fuck it, reply all with the link

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Doing lines and blowing hookers in the bathroom.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

depends on the quality of the coke. And the hookers.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And if you brought enough for the whole class

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bringing a hooker for a colleague is ABSOLUTY crossing the line.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

they get to choose their own ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Out of how many? I need to view at least 4 to get a good idea of what's on offer.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Strip stark naked and dance around your desk hollering 'Death to the Machine!'

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Might need to turn the heater on first

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago

You do what you need to do.