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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe it. My dog’s health insurance costs less and covers more than mine.

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

i wish my health insurance covered rabies shots, distemper shots, and heartworm medication for me and here I'm stuck paying out of pocket!