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Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living (www.theonion.com)
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[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.