The Onion

4467 readers

1645 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social

586

Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

112 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well holy shit, excuse me for being tangential. I shall excuse myself from this narrow conversation to which you may bring no simile. I don't wish to communicate with you again due to fear of breaching the subject. Thank you.

🙄

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't ask questions if you don't want to hear the answer.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to hear the answer, don't worry.

What I'm saying, in case you don't speak sarcasm, is that the statement I made touches on the subject tangentially, and is not completely off-topic. You are being extremely petty and it's incredibly unbecoming.

Please don't talk to me anymore, thank you for respecting my wishes.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It was one downvote, get over youreelf.

There's a block feature if you don't want someeone to respond to you.