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Maybe you just need to get some sun (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or if you're a woman, they won't bother trying and tell you you're imagining things. Because a medical degree can't cure being a jackass.

[โ€“] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago

You have sudden onset chest pains and lethargy? Well I see your boobs are nicely sized but the rest of you could lose weight, I prescribe you with diet and exercise and diagnose you with anxiety because you thought you needed to come in. I can prescribe you both control if you continue to be anxious.