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New restaurant concept (pawb.social)
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[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When your food is delivered, you are only allowed to look at it and praise it while your friends are listening. Turns out you do not own the food. Keeping the plate on your table requires a recurring subscription fee each minute.

The first time they bring the plate, it's always just the plate with a brick on it, covered by an apology letter and a roadmap that delineates how they plan to improve your meal over the next half year. You have paid in full at this point.