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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

If libraries were actually drug-infested sex dens, I would hang out in the library more than on Lemmy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could you imagine if Fox News found out about Lemmy?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

My guess is that the headline would be something like "WOKE NETIZENS TRAIN HACKERS TO TAKE OVER THE INTERNET BY SPREADING WOKENESS"