"You're not being sacked, no, we are releasing you into a world of opportunity!" Yes, a friend of mine actually heard that one a while ago when he was 'let go'. 🤨

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 months ago

Thats the equivlent of saying. "You dont half to worry anymore" And getting let out to pasture. Thats shitty as all get out tho

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 months ago

Jesus Christ. Layoffs suck, but can they at least try to be normal human beings about it, and not some kind of incarnation of the LinkedIn feed?

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Seriously. I can handle a lot of awful, but that shit makes my blood boil.