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Brexiter annoyed by people pointing out that thing they were told ‘would happen’ is now ‘happening’ (newsthump.com)

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[–] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that we won't just die to climate change, but everything becomes way more hellish than it already is, to the point where we'd wish we had just died...

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah it won't be the gentle 20th century 'sirens and then two hours later everyone suddenly stops existing' apocalypse. It will be brutal and horrible and show us the worst we can be. Everybody with die-by thousands, by dozens, one by one.

But, like, can't stop line go up, so...