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[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's 4chan. The dude literally wants to fuck toasters.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Like the cheap ones you get from the supermarket that break 3 weeks or the super expensive ones with very important blue LEDs on everything?

[–] summerof69@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

How do I know, mate? This is not 4chan, we're on Lemmy. I want to ~~fuck~~ install Linux.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Anyone wanting to fuck the cheap ones is sick in the head.

[–] redthings@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

They just wanted to fuck vacuums like a normal mechanoperv, but it's 4chan