*Nintendo quietly shows Apple Yuzu's corpse in their trunk while staring sternly and slowly and audibly tapping a bloody baseball bat against the ground behind their back... *

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Apple showing Nintendo their mountain of cash, then cuts them from the AppStore.

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I somehow doubt that Apple could be done in like Yuzu. They're in a different ballpark, league, and game.

[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Apple has make a lawsuit last long enough to not make it worth it money. The worst a lawsuit against Apple did is stopping sales of Apple Watches for a week.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like that you portrayed Nintendo with an ambiguous gender

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think "Nintendo" should be treated like a plural noun because they consist of many lawyers.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

And only lawyers.