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Anon watches LOTR (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 106 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I can only tell if men are friends if they share a bicep-flexed hand clasp.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 44 points 7 months ago

You son of a bitch! 🤝💪

[–] frazw@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn't hurt either.

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

And a solemn nod that sums up everything they both experienced in the 10 years since they last saw each other.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 7 months ago

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

"My man." "My man." (In unison) "Hurrah"
"What are we doing today?"
"We're going hunting. Because we're men. Because we like to do it. Stop being a bitch"