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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a physicist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Makes sense, why test it?

Excuse me, I have to get back to wiping my ass with the communal sponge-on-a-stick.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget your lead cookware and lead infused wine!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Makes everything sweeter. And the mental instability is less of a hindrance in times when people were regularly crucified.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I prefer mercy in my wine. If you put enough you won't remember anything tasting better.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I prefer mercy in my wine.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

but mom said it was my turn on the sponge-on-a-stick