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watching your children die (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 1 year ago by Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Judgy_McJudgerson@latte.isnot.coffee 9 points 1 year ago

Made me remember this joke:

A blonde walked in on her boyfriend having sex with their neighbor. Distraught, she picked up a gun and held it to her head. “Wait, babe! Don’t do it!” the boyfriend protested. “Shut up!” the blonde snapped. “You’re next!”