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Transcription: A screenshot of a tweet by a user called 'llama in a dracula cape (@LlamaInaTux)'. The text of the tweet is as follows.

Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board?

Me: I have a PhD in Mathematics

Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack

Me: nodding That makes two

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[โ€“] red@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he just claim that 1x + 1y = 2 without having a second equation to resolve for x and y?

[โ€“] hglman@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Never said what two. That is an exercise left to the fellow passengers.