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The Monkey's Paw

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[–] livus@kbin.social 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Granted, your free healthcare system is homeopathic and your surgeon general is Gwynneth Paltrow. But it's completely free!

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

My greatest fear