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Should it just be called JASM? (programming.dev)
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[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I hate Java because whenever people make games or performance sensitive applications with it, performance is always complete ass shit. On top of that, it seems I always have to cave in and use Windows because when I'm trying to compile a Java project, there's some obscure dependency can only be acquired and installed correctly on windows.

Try compiling Freerouting in anything other than Windows for example. It's a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago

It’s a good fucking thing Java apps are cross platform.

Or so goes the promise 😅

Does Freerouting use libs with JNI or something? How does it not compile on linux?

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