Dad Jokes

15610 readers

97 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

163

submitted 7 months ago by Sunny to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

16 comments fedilink hide all child comments

:-)

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I could tell you my famous UDP joke, but you might not get it

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I just used my bullhorn to tell my neighbors a joke about broadcast.

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

If your name is Joe, I have an anycast joke to tell you.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'd tell you my multicast joke, but it's only funny to the right group.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 10 points 7 months ago

I could famous joke UDP tell you

[–] Sunny 5 points 7 months ago

Heheh also a good one!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I’d like to tell you my famous TCP joke. Can we SYNchronize, so that I can send you my joke?