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Dad has the chops to be a project manager. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 96 points 7 months ago (1 children)

£500 gets you a sit down meeting and a website design drawn in crayon on a napkin.

While we're there, we can also talk about the cost for website development and why you shouldn't talk to dad about websites ever again.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Like bro that's not even a full day of work how much do you think I make?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

£500*5*52 = £130,000, or ~163,000 USD as of writing

I'm guessing you're in America?

[–] JDubbleu@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

Should be at least double in the US since it would be consultancy work which brings higher taxes (1099 vs W2) and no benefits. A $500 full day consultation is super cheap.