Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That sounds fucking awesome.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

It what's later became known a "programmer design".

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like sex

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like money

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago

https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 points 7 months ago

Blink tags and snow effects

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago

Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

The best

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago