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Daily Discussion Thread: ๐Ÿฆ Mon 1 Apr 2024 (aussie.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone
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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“ผโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโณ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’Žโš–๏ธ๐Ÿชœ๐Ÿงฐ๐Ÿช›๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”จโ›๏ธ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿ”ฉโš™๏ธ๐Ÿชค๐Ÿงฑโ›“๏ธ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ›ก๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿฉป๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงน๐Ÿงป๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿชฅ๐Ÿช’๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿชฃ๐Ÿงด๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿชž๐ŸชŸ๐Ÿ›’๐ŸŽˆโœ‰๏ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿฉบ

[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don't have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn't particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Take it up with @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone. I am but a humble servant.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

As long as it means those of us who are already at work get more public holiday penalty rates I'm on board.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's a bit late but I wouldn't mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ’‰

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿงซ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿšฝ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Just like The Laird ๐Ÿ˜บ

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll have a barber shop thingy pls

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ’ˆ

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I've always wanted to try one of those

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

crunchy

[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Unpopular opinion: crunchy is better

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Um, doesn't seem that there's anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Ž

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›๐Ÿช›

๐Ÿ’‰

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A car jack and some magnesium please chef

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ—œ๐Ÿ’Ž

[โ€“] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Wonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles