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Boats can't bend steel beams! (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but it literally floats so how heavy can it be?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

it floats way better than i do, so it can’t be that much heavier than i am. and let me tell you, there’s no way i could topple a bridge by running into it

[–] Numhold@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago

But that could mean the ship is actually a witch! And witches do have a history of bringing down bridges.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Physics does not work that way goodnight!