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7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water (www.kptv.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The retailer has teamed up with beverage brand Miracle Seltzer to create a lineup of sparkling waters in four different flavors: lemon lime, green apple, sweet orange and hot dog.

7-Eleven says the hot dog flavor is a twist on one of its most beloved snacks, the Big Bite Hot Dog.

According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.

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[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

MFW the hot dog flavored water drops:

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!

[–] Lost_Faith@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

but but, where is the chocolate starfish?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 7 months ago

It's holding the hotdog

[–] words_number@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

That album was a banger!