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What Reddit Users Can Expect Now That The Company Is Public (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nonsense! They're not capable of this!

[โ€“] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

They can ask their husband or brothers to help.