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Its not unconditional if it has conditions (midwest.social)
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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

To be entirely confusing to the point that words don't have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it's still a bad excuse.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jesus: "Hey! My dad says if you don't be my friend, he'll rain terror on you."

Me: "Huh?"

Jesus in a Deep Voice: "Be Jesus' friend or face an eternal nightmare."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Why have I forsaken me??"

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Why have you forsaken him?