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It's dashcam installation day! Then I just need to witness something worth submitting to YouTube while singing in the car, get discovered by a talent agent from that exposure and then I'll be a β STAR β
Just remember not to be one of those yuppy rich people who mute the audio if you swear. I don't come to hear "FU-". The more you call the driver in front inanimate objects, the funnier you'll be!
I had an idea to have a pre-thought-up tirade ready which uses subbed words like darned, fudging, etc. for a laugh.
But I also have another idea locked and loaded which might be fun too.
Judging by the lyrics of most dashcam videos: don't try classical.
Like this?
βThou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!β