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Local self-declared handyman James Davidson has been offered a job as a Boeing engineer after his amazing work attempting to put a flat-pack cupboard together and just assuming that the many left over parts are just the extra pieces they add sometimes.

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Don't forget to pat it gently after it's glued together to give it the extra kick it needs to stay solid.

Works every time.