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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Unless it's just replaced with something objectively worse...which wouldn't be the first time in history something like that happened.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They already massacred Yemen as a monarchy while their crown prince is known for dismembering journalists, they're about as bad as it gets.

[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Maybe I'm just cynical, but I can imagine many, many ways it could get worse and only a few of them involve nuclear or bio weapons.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This oil fields aren’t moving. If the Saus family is ousted, we just talk to the new family

What I would to see is a Saud realizing he’s on the outs, crying on the tarmac. But that’s just mean

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

This oil fields aren’t moving.

Yes they are. We've been moving them out of the ground and into the atmosphere for almost ninety years.