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Daily Discussion Thread:🥝 Mon 25 Mar 2024 (aussie.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I went off to Coles because I've been sugar deprived and wanted some Malteser bunnies. Saw a young chick stacking the Easter shit and she asked me what I wanted and I told her and she picked a bag and I said "oh no not the kitkat they're shit. All I see is a sea of purple". I swear it just flew out. I thanked her and walked away then it dawned on me that perhaps she was a Cadbury rep and that's why she was wearing purple. Oops.

Anyway "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MALTESER BUNNIES COLES? I ASK 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND THEY SENT ME TO THE PURPLE. SOMEONE WILL GET HURT".

[–] bull@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wanted bunnies specifically right? Not eggs. For that authentic bunny flavour.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I ended up with one of those. Not the same but I got desperate.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Livin large in the East.😎

[–] bull@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh THEY'RE ONLY LITTLE! I was looking for big bunnies. Now I'm not sure if they had any.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago

They also come in a pack. I normally get six of them.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

👀

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

and thus concludes my Easter egg hunt for the year. Thank you.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

You're welcome

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

They seem to be all sold out online. Please don't hurt me.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

No way. I've put the call out to 6 of my closest nearest and dearest. Hopefully someone comes through.

Don't stand too close to me bacon. Shits about to fly.