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Programming languages personified - leftoversalad (leftoversalad.com)
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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

JS, at least, deserves it.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How do you feel about TypeScript

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

U can try and polish a turd if ya want.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, what TYPE of turd is it? ;)

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

any

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

You better catch that.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Better. Of course, it's just built over top, so you can still get JavaScript issues in TypeScript, and it's not necessarily going to be obvious. This is particularly an issue if you call JavaScript libraries, which I'm told is standard practice.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 7 months ago

A more polished unholy list of depencies?