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Life 3,026 years from today (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If you go double or nothing, we can talk about

In the year 2525

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
...

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

You beat me to it!

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

If man is still alive

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’m reminded of a White Stripes song-

Oh yeah you’re pretty good looking for a girl

But your back is so broken

And this feeling's still gonna linger on

Until the year 2525 now