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Programming languages personified - leftoversalad (leftoversalad.com)
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[–] nieceandtows@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago (4 children)

So, what makes Haskell god tier?

[–] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 25 points 7 months ago

Purely functional programming is a pathway to many abilities OOP devs consider to be... Unnatural

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago

I think it's more the idea of being an abstract ideal. It's totally pure and often mathematical.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

Nothing...that's just how they perceive themselves.

[–] noddy@beehaw.org 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

IMO the ackchyually guy would be a better fit for Haskell. "Ackchyually monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors!"