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Programming languages personified - leftoversalad (leftoversalad.com)
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[–] owen@lemmy.ca 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This is awesome. Rust wearing full plate armor to dinner is hilarious... Also what's up with Scala? lmao

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Well, obviously she was already in full plate armor when her friends called, so why take it out?

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I assume Scala is like a "gateway" (drug) to functional programming by way of also supporting imperative and object oriented paradigms.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably more importantly, it runs on the JVM and is designed to interoperate with existing Java code. (FWIW, I actually think they made a major mistake in how they handle null Java objects, and that Kotlin did better here; but Kotlin is much newer.)

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Oh good point I totally forgot it's a JVM lang.

[–] owen@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Ouuu. This makes sense to me, well thought

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

And being the designated driver.