Dad Jokes

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? (dubvee.org)

submitted 7 months ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he was a fungi.

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[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

True story: I was once at a restaurant and they had a ‘Fun Guy Pizza’ and I asked for that without the mushrooms (it had an awesome combo of sauce and cheese and I don’t like the texture of mushrooms)

It took until it being brought over for me to realise I basically asked for a cheeseburger without cheese

I have never felt like such a fool